fun outtha front

 

yeeeeew there were (are) a few little waves about this mornin!
Andy just got this footage of me outta front from our place.
off to work now.. 11 hours.. makes me feel like I gotta earn the life I have and not take it for granted.. lucky I only gotta do that that shit twice a week atm though ha
The photoshoot of tuesday was mindblowin.. im still recovering. no point in tryin to describe, will post some photos when they r ready.

Beach Bum

 

It’s been ages again.. the truth is I haven’t been taken that many photos. Nevertheless there’s that much going on it’s not funny.

I arrived back from Indo and crashed at Rogerin’s in Kirra for a couple of weeks until I was kicked out for having a guest lol. I understand chef’s tend to get grumpy, but in this case he’ll need to get sorted by karma for that once he finally goes to Bali.
Image: The Persistence of Time - Salvador Dali

 

 

 

Don’t matter though, since I've been back I have a lot more happening inside my head than outside. I thought of a whole business plan, a name, a goal.

I wanted the beautiful Aussie chicks to sunbake in proper sized bikinis. So sick of those fucken grandma style old-coffee-filter looking pieces of rag covering their lovely bums.. some are already using better stuff and many are looking for it, so I decided to catalyze this process by diving head first into a high risk plan. I got another batch in the country and now it's on. Started the label, took a few photos, etc.. won't give away too many details lol

All the support from the people I met in indo was quite a fuel to inspire me to do it.. and also this random dude I met in Brazil who convinced me of how important it is to represent something from my country while I'm here. He definitely deserves some credit for it although he has no clue I went for bikinis.. or that I'm alive at all hehe. I was gonna call it Brazilass in an endeavor to join Brazil and ass in one word, but decided to go for Beach Bum instead, it’s a lot more universal.

The 2 years I spent between the warehouse and the head office in Diva were that important to educate me on how to do it all. I’m sure I’ll make it.
Photos: the evolution: from pillows to mannequins and finally models lol

 

 

 

 

gotta luv business..

 

 

 

 

Back with what’s been happening outside of my head.. I was kicked out of that joint in Kirra and moved in to the place I've always dreamed of, living with a really close mate and 2 apprentices. It’s hard not to go for a wave everyday when staying here, even though the last decent swell to hit QLD happened just before I arrived back in the country.
Photos: Impossible not go surfing when u that close to the ocean even when it's shit.. plus u get to see and register some funny random moments, like this bugger pimping 2 yoga chicks ha

 

My ankle was still sore for 3 weeks since I’ve been back, so was the hole left by my wisdom teeth. Only since recently have I been feeling like a complete man again.
photo: no wonder I call it my wisdom cunt. Looking so relaxed with its legs crossed.. had to saw the bone in between it so the piece of fuck could come off. I should crush it.. but it's kinda cool, might make it a necklace pingent instead

 

 

 

 

With all my confidence towards Beach Bum I didn't even think of getting a job for a while, so I got as broke as $60 in my account ha. Used my good old trade to get me back in the game. Started chefing at this nice little take away joint in Burleigh called Tropicana. Things got back on track in no time.

At the moment I’m not working much, just putting most of my time and effort into my business, even though it might appear like I’m not to those who are close to me because of the nature of the activities such industry require. Alex Rose has been my greatest helper, but I’ve got a few people involved already, and still going. She’s finishing school forever only this week but is a lot smarter than most people I met in the past 5 years.
Photos: beautiful Multifunction Alex, business chick and model lol

 

We had indy.. What can I say about indy this year? it was something like one big pool of shit. Blended within all that crap, unexpected items could be found, such as diamonds and roses, or knives and broken bottles

The deeper you got into that big pile of feces up to an extent, the more likely you were to come across valuable random items. It wasn’t surprising, however, that you would get slashed by nasty cutting objects as you struggled towards the surface if you went deeper into it than you should.

It was a sausage fest but chicks would still dig you if you were only partially covered in shit lol. Once you went too deep in shit you were more likely to attract fights, get kicked out of clubs etc.

So yeah, that was Indy. Getting deep in that fudge meant getting blind, shitfaced.. that was prob my mistake. Hope They manage to bring indy back next year somehow, I swear I’ll just have a quick dip into the crap then.
Photo: being a douchebag ha lol

 

The only thing annoying me at the moment is my bad luck with chicks lately. I'm under the impression that them females are not putting much faith in me because I might come across like a guy who gets heaps with this swimwear company thing, but they don’t understand it’s not like that… Oh well, guess I’ll be fine, I’m never really lonely, just fucken horny quite often.
Photo: to the bitches who reckon i'm a playa.. check out me new rings I brought back from Indo!

 

"mmmmmm, how can I make more money?"

I have a new photo shoot tomorrow, can’t wait. It’s Melbourne cup too, gotta figure out a way to get sales outtavit lol

The waves r still tiny.. but so glassy today I might go for another sesh b4 work. When I start with this petty writing like now it means it’s time to stop.
L8r