I dreamed i could foresee what was coming up on this blogger.. Time was nothing, i had access to my whole lifetime. Photos and texts about what's gonna happen next month, detailed descriptions of how stunning my children will be.. images of unknown places as background for my smile. I even had a beard at some stage! It was pretty trippy.. almost as much as this smoking tit I photographed in my room.

This sunday was pretty fun.. in spite of having woke up at 12 as usual, I still had time to go down to Snapper and surf a few small ones with a shitload of people around. The differential is that I had my camera again, so u can check out the action.

Tiny barrels peeling forever..

The weirdest surfing photo I've ever had taken of me. My new flatmate Lu had some fun with my camera as I struggled to catch a few among the bunch of hungry pros, groms, mals, chicks, lids..

Greenmouth

Is it just me or does it look like this fella is walking on the water towards surfers paradise?

Crowd sucks. this bloke wishes he could say the same about her

The Q1 lined up with a boat seen from snapper

Do u think ur homebreak is crowded? Try 2 foot Snapper Rocks on a sunny sunday!

I got my camera back!!! what about one more stupid photo of myself to celebrate? hahaha. Surfed Burleigh today.. pretty shitty with the northeast making my life hard. I's been raining for a goddamn week, I'm going out tonite for shore. The waves r meant to be fucked for the whole next week. .....Oh well, back to the night life, I suppose.

An old story to make the present look better, haha

I love this photo. As you can see, it was taken ages ago, when I was completing my first month in Australia. The story behind is as much bloody as uninteresting, so don't worry about it.. I'm getting my camera back tomorrow after nearly 2 months!

This new job reaaaaaaly sucks, unbelievable. I'm a waiter in an Indian restaurant now, hahahaha, it's so goddamn strict, it pisses me off hardcore. The cutlery has to be in perfect symmetry with the plates, napkins, chair.. and all the tables have to be identically set up. At least it's physically very easy, not busy at all. Sometimes the chef tells me "get off of the kitchen marshmallow (my nickname there), go back out to the floor!" and as soon as I get out there, the head waiter goes: "hey, don't worry about out here, go back to the kitchen and see what's happening there!" hahahaha I just sneak off to the bathroom then, hehe at least no one bothers me in there. It's not that bad at the end of the day.. I end up just standing there most of the day anyway. If I compare to the dishpig job I had to do when I arrived, which bought me those beautiful stitches of the photo, it's all pretty sweet now.

When I got that shit in my hand I was just a kid sort of.. I had never worked before, didn't know a soul in this country, was deadset clueless.. so I just stupidly got the first job I could and, not able to communicate or be communicated, got a fucken rubbish bag by its bottom making a freaky hole in my hand before even completing my first hour of work, haha. I waited for 5:30 hours to be attended in a shithole public hospital up the hill in Manly. No comments about the bitch who did the stitches.. When I was done, it was 3AM, no one in the streets whatsoever, I got the first bus that showed up after I was walking by myself for an hour crying like a baby. I know I said I wasn't gonna tell this story, hehe but everything is so good lately that I just felt like remembering some shitty times.. this was like my ritual of initiation, Hahaha a big welcome to the freedom spiced with all the pain it takes to be achieved.

Maybe that's why I'm not much of a fan of physical work.. and that's definitely why I'm still working on my classic "quick money" entrepreneur plans, hahahaha, just wanna make big bucks and enjoy mate!

I've found a job...........

Photo: In this crowded world, it is still possible to find an empty seat on the beachfront and enjoy a sunset with nothing but your own thoughts around. I wish I could take a photo of an empty wave instead, but this borrowed camera isn't that good.. Anyway, this long weekend was all-time! Good 2-3 foot waves with offshore all day long yesterday, plenty of good rides on offer at the beachie out the front (north burleigh). Today it was bigger and a S wind came up, I surfed Greenmouth on the low tide, some pretty pleasant barrels peeling over the sandbar, but the superbanks isn't in its best shape at the moment. There was a fair bit of partying too: Melbas, The Bedrrom, Beergarden, Fishos, Shooters.. I went everywhere! going easy on drinkin though. O woke up with my throat screwed up last mornin, its pretty bad.. but my body is workin fine, no fever, cold or anything. Gotta go

Broke

Not in my best financial situation ever... I didn't get an answer for the business plan I presented yet, just broke my favourite board's backfin with a stupid kook botton turn and got a parking fine yesterday while applying for a job at Melbas. Oh well, it sucks having to find a job now, since Im going away for a while soon. If only I could be paid to just be.. I know it seems easy, but its a fuckload of work being me, hahaha, and I don't even get paid for that! I'm considering turning my house into a nightclub, or maybe hiring some professionals and becoming a pimp lol, hehe I don't know! Just need something to keep me going while i'm not qualified to be a chef. At the end of the day, not working gives me the opportunity to use my head and figure out something big. I just hope it comes up before I get bankrupt!

Heyyy everybody, does anyone need a place to stay? we got a spare room at the moment, ridiculous $60 a week and a tiny $60 bond will do.

I had to post this photo so that I can use it as a background, yeeeeew! does anybody know a more intelligent way to do it? i bet so..... let me know! cheers

Drinkers paradise

 
Hahaha, we ended up not even going to Byron.. felt for the temptation of a nite out n Surfers Paradise. Babysauro has arrived on the coast only about 21 days ago but he is already getting on with the way it works here, hehehehe.

The waves were alrite all week long, now its small again, saturday mornin..... will buy the paper n find a goddamn job, runnin low of money again..